-Horny 24/7-

KIK: jamiekarakizi

If I randomly liked your image its probably because I think you're extremely attractive and I would like to do naughty things with you..
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My bootiful dog doesn’t know the difference between ‘bed time’ and ‘play time’ <3

You know whats really awkward? Going through your Facebook timeline and reading status updates from about 5 years ago… #no

Track: Magic
Artist: Coldplay
Album: Ghost Stories



I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird


my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”


if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone