Someone needs to start a hash tag for ‪#‎ThingsIRatherDoThanWatchThe50ShadesMovie‬ ..

(I’m not even sorry its long.)

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

who the fuck still uses the word radical

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

weekendwolvess:

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

I lose 2 or 3 followers every time I reblog an explicit image showing a penis, vagina or some kind of sexual activity.

You people are weak.

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

thm.